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Summary[]

After Big G and Sneech teases Noby about his valentine for Sue and tells him that she'd turn him down, Doraemon tricks them into developing feelings for Sue's mother using the Lying Machine, which of course, Big G and Sneech's efforts to woo her only creeps her out.

Feeling embarrassed and heartbroken, Noby discards his valentine stating that Sue would be Ace Goody's valentine anyway. However, Sue finds Noby's valentine, reads it and became very touched with him. As Noby decides to stay in his room all day, Sue comes to visit him and suggests going to a park as well as agreeing to be Noby's valentine.

Big G and Sneech fights over who will have Sue’s mother's heart. Feeling creeped out, she screams and runs away and the two chases her. However, Sue notices this and informs the two that neither Big G or Sneech will be her mother's valentine as she was married, leaving them completely heartbroken. Big G and Sneech began sobbing and Noby and Sue walks away leaving them alone. Later on, they come to their senses and Doraemon reveals that he tricked the two into trying to woo a married woman and getting them rejected as revenge for teasing Noby earlier as well as recording the entire events. Enraged by this, Big G and Sneech are about to beat up Doraemon but they were caught by their mothers, who were informed about their behaviors towards Sue's mother.

Meanwhile, Noby and Sue enjoys spending Valentine's day watching the sunset in the park.

Transcript[]

Sneech: Hey, Noby! Whatcha got there?

Noby: It's a valentine card for Sue and Doraemon had helped me with it! I'm going to ask her to be my valentine!

Big G: Let me see that! [reads the card] Hahahahaha! Like that's going to happen!

Sneech: You're right! If I were Noby, I'd be embarrassed and shot down! What a loser! Hahahahaha!! [imitating Sue] Noby, you jerk! That's the most embarrassing valentine card I've ever received!

Big G and Sneech: Hahahahaha!


Noby: Doraemon!! Now I can't give my valentine to Sue!! I knew she wouldn't be my valentine!!

Doraemon: What happened? I helped you write down what to say for her!

Noby: Big G and Sneech told me that Sue would hate me for it and laughed!! I'd be embarrassed if I give this to her!

Doraemon: What?!? Big G and Sneech made fun of you?! Grrrrrr!!!! Those bullies!! They're so gonna get a taste of their own medicine!!!

Doraemon puts on the Take-copter and goes out through the window

Noby: Doraemon!! Where are you going?!


Doraemon: Aha!! There's Sneech!! Let's see what I've got... [pulls out a gadget] The Lying Machine!! Anyone will believe anything the wearer says no matter how ridiculous they are!!

Doraemon (Lying Machine): Hey, Sneech!!

Sneech: Hey, Doraemon! What's with the beak?

Doraemon (Lying Machine): Are you heading off to Sue's house soon?

Sneech: Well, yeah! I was going to give Sue some flowers and a box of chocolates for Valentine's day. Why?

Doraemon (Lying Machine): Don't you remember?! You're in love with Sue's mother!!

Sneech: I am?!? [blushes and starts thinking about Sue's mother] How could I forget how beautiful and awesome she is?!

Doraemon (Lying Machine): Also, you're confident enough to even impress her!

Sneech: You know what?! I'm going to ask Sue's mother to be my valentine instead! [runs off] Sue, here comes your future stepfather!!!

Doraemon: Hehehehehe!!! Big G is next!!


Big G: Am I going to Sue's house? I don't think so. Why is that?

Doraemon (Lying Machine): Because you're in love with Sue's mother!!

Big G: [blushes] Really?? [thinks about Sue's mother] I can't believe I forgot how cute she was!! Also, I'm too shy!!

Doraemon (Lying Machine): Actually, you're not shy at all!! You're confident enough to even talk to her!!

Big G: Okay!! I gotta do something for her!! [rushes into his house] Starting right now!!

Doraemon: Hehehehe! Now to put on the invisible cloak and get my video camera!



Noby: Maybe Big G and Sneech were right. This is embarrassing. She'd end up being Ace Goody's valentine instead. [tosses his valentine card and walks away]

Sue: [spots a valentine card on the ground] What's this? Somebody must've dropped a valentine card.

Sue reads: Dear Sue, Do you know what makes Valentine's Day a lot better than chocolates, roses, and teddy bears? A beautiful and kind soul like you! Happy Valentine's Day! Will you be my valentine? Love, Noby

Sue: Noby...! [blushes]


Sneech: Sue's mother is so going to love my flowers and chocolates!! [rings the doorbell of Sue's house]

Sue’s mother: Hey, Sneech! Sue is outside if you're looking for her.

Sneech: Oh no! I came to see you!

Sue’s mother: Huh?

Sneech: Happy Valentine's Day! These are for you! [hands the gifts to Sue’s mother]

Sue’s mother: Err... Thank you? (What is he up to?) Come on in.

Sneech: Certainly! So tell me. Does anyone ever tell you you have the most beautiful eyes of all?

Sue’s mother: Gee... I have no idea.

Doorbell rings

Sue’s mother: Who could that be? [opens the door] Big G?

Big G: Happy Valentine's Day!! I got you flowers and I made a mix CD for you!!

Sue’s mother: Heh heh... Thank you. (Him too?)

Big G: I can't believe I am hanging out with the hottest woman on Earth!

Sneech: Big G?! What are you doing here?!

Big G: You, Sneech?!

Sue’s mother: (What's gotten into them? I am starting to get uncomfortable around these two.)



Noby is lying on the floor in his room...

Noby: Screw Valentine's day!! I'm just going to remain here for the rest of the day! Where is Doraemon anyway?

Tammy: Noby, Sue is here to see you!

Noby: Sue?

Sue: Hey, Noby. You seem to dropped this. Did you actually write this for me?

Noby: Eeeekkk!! [blushes] [sighs] Yes I did! I know what you're going to say, "this is the most embarrassing..."

Sue: [embraces Noby very tightly, causing him to blush] Noby, that is the sweetest valentine I've ever received! Thank you! You're the sweetest! [cries in joy]

Noby: You actually liked it?

Sue: Of course I did! It's amazing! Why wouldn't I?

Noby: Well, Big G and Sneech told me that...

Sue: I would hate it? Noby, don't believe them! You're a very kind and thoughtful person, that's what matters!

Noby: [cries with joy] Thank you, Sue! You're the awesome-est! Would you be my valentine?

Sue: I'd love to! Hey! How about we go to the park?

Noby: With pleasure!



Sneech: I'll bet she'd love a golden vase!

Sue’s mother: Uhh...?

Big G: I'll be making her some Big G Stew!

Sue’s mother: Err...!

Sneech: How about a luxurious free trip to Paris?

Sue’s mother: That's nice, Sneech. But I...

Big G: So you hate the idea of Paris? Great! How about I have my sister make you a large painting of you?

Sue’s mother: I don't know what to say...

Sneech: Hey, Big G! Back off, will ya! I saw her first!!

Big G: Don't tell me who I can or can't be with! [punches Sneech]

Sneech: Why are you so stubborn?!

Big G: Why do you always brag about everything?!

Sneech: Be my valentine! I'll give you everything you desire!

Big G: No, be my valentine! I'll even protect you!

Sue’s mother got so uncomfortable that she freaked out and runs away

Sue’s mother: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

Big G and Sneech (to each other): Now look what you did!!!

Sneech: [starts running after Sue’s mother] Wait, stop!

Big G: [starts running after Sue’s mother] Don't leave me!


Sue: Here, Noby! I made you cookies for Valentine's day!

Noby: For me?! It even has a card in it! Thank you, Sue!

Sue’s mother: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Sue: Mom?

Noby: What's with her?

Big G and Sneech: Come back!!

Sue: Guys! Why are you chasing my mom?!

Sneech: Hey, Sue! Guess what! I'm your future stepdad!

Big G: In your dreams, Sneech! I'm her future stepdad!

Sneech: As if!!

Big G: You wanna piece of me?

Big G and Sneech continue fighting over Sue's mother

Sue: Future stepdad?

Noby: (I wonder if Doraemon had something to do with this.)

Sue: Have you two lost your minds?! Neither of you are going to be my stepdad!

Sneech: What?

Big G: What do you mean?

Sue: First of all, my mom is still married to my dad!

Big G and Sneech: What?!?!? Married?!? [in deep shock]

Sue: Yeah, of course! Second of all, isn't she way too old for you?!

Big G and Sneech: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! [sobbing]

Sue: Let's go!

Noby: Sure thing, Sue!

Noby and Sue walk off and then Doraemon removes the Invisible Cloak from himself and undoes the effects of Lying Machine

Big G: Huh? What are we crying for?

Sneech: What happened? Who are we fighting for anyways? I feel like that someone has broken my heart.

Big G: So did I!

Doraemon: Hehehehe! You two should've seen the looks on your faces!

Sneech: What do you mean?

Big G: What's going on?

Doraemon: You two fell in love with Sue's mother and she rejected both of you because she's already married! Hahahaha!!

Sneech: What!? No way!

Big G: Why would I fall in love with Sue's mother? She's too old for me!

Doraemon: See for yourself!

Doraemon plays a video of both Big G and Sneech trying to woo Sue's mother which makes her very uncomfortable

Big G: No! It can't be!

Sneech: Hold on, Big G! I just remembered! Doraemon was wearing a beak and told me that I got a huge crush on Sue's mother!

Big G: Oh yeah! He did the same thing to me, too!

Sneech: That beak must've been one of his gadgets! That's what made that happen!

Doraemon: Well, that's what you get for teasing others for their Valentines!

Big G: Nrrrggghh!! You tricked us!! You're so gonna pay!!

Mrs. Goda: Big G!!!

Sneech’s mother: Sneech!!!

Big G and Sneech: Aaaahhhh!!!

Both Big G and Sneech got grabbed in the ears by their mothers.

Sneech’s mother: Sue's mother just told me that you have been hitting on her!

Mrs. Goda: Same with me, Big G! I'm teaching you a lesson you'll never forget!

Big G and Sneech gets dragged away

Big G and Sneech: We're so sorry!!!!!!

Doraemon: Serves them right! I wonder how Noby and Sue were doing.



Noby: Are you enjoying yourself, Sue?

Sue: I am, Noby! Thank you! This is the best Valentine's Day ever!

THE END

Characters[]

  • Doraemon
  • Noby Nobi
  • Sue Morris
  • Big G Goda
  • Sneech Honekawa
  • Sue’s mother
  • Tammy Nobi
  • Mrs. Goda
  • Sneech’s mother

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